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I've got two things for tonight.

First off, if you're thinking about having a kid, one must-have piece of gear is a Tivo or some other digital video recorder. You see, when you're trying to watch your favorite one hour drama, you're gonna get interrupted three or more times within that hour and being able to pause the show while you change a diaper, make a bottle, or just wait out the crying is VERY nice. Additionally, since you're almost never near a television when your favorite drama is actually on television, it's super nice to have it waiting for you when you DO have time, such as during the 4am feeding. So, when you're making your baby registry, you'll need a crib, diapers, clothes, rocking chair, changing table, and a Tivo.

Next, I got an instant message from Heather tonight:
"while innocently looking at photos of your new son, i accidently stumbled upon David Hasselhoff's music video. where did you find this and why would you do this to me?"

Well Heather, while I admit that I'm partially to blame for you being damaged by this horrific piece crap masquerading as music, you also must accept some responsibility as well. After all, you didn't actually have to watch it did you? However, our mutual culpability aside, the lion's share of the blame lies with the dumbasses who actually created this abomination.

As bad as Knight Rider's music video is, though, nothing compares to the damage you'll receive by listening and/or watching William Hung's She Bangs video. I made the mistake of watching it and had that stupid song (in his lame voice) stuck in my head for almost a week. I warned you.